Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
