Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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