oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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