She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
