I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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