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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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