3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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