Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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