they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The feeling are messing with the penis
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
