so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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