Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
