Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can you bring me the toilet please
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm like, not good at living.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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