Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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