Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He did a backflip because drugs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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