i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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