You really coming over, don't trick.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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