I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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