He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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