I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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