I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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