She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
