he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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