My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
