Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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