Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think I died a long time ago.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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