butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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