belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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