Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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