So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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