Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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