He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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