Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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