ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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