The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
