How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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