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(937): View more from Ohio

Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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Glad to see your being a lady about this

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!

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(415): View more from California

Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.

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(561): View more from Florida

That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old

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(650): View more from California

i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks

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