I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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