i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize