You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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