What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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