All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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