You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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