She's JV to your varsity
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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