I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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