I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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