North Korea, Best Korea!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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