Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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