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(602): View more from Arizona

I bet i've been more pregnant than you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

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(410): View more from Maryland

pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...

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(503): View more from Oregon

He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"

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(517): View more from Michigan

Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking

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