I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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