My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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