I heard we made out
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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