My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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