i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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