So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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