whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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