Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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