He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
