it was like fucking gandolphs beard
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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